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Starry-Eyed Surprise 

As a man is receiving oral sex and is about to finish, he pulls out, punches the one performing the act (so that he or she sees stars) and then yells, "surprise!" as he cums in her eye
1. This hot chick was blowing me during the Leonid meteor shower last night, so I decided it would be a great time to give her a starry-eyed surprise
2. I totally got starry-eyed surprised last night- this guy punched me and came in my eye- I think I'm still seeing stars!
Starry-Eyed Surprise by Mama Cagey November 17, 2009
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Green Eyed Stare

A rock-ish band that is relatively slow, playing more ballad-like songs, where the vocalist has semi-synthesized voice.

Plays songs like "I Don't Believe" and "Here I Go"
"What was that band that we just met? Purple Footed Grin?"
"Green Eyed Stare?"
"Right, that one."
Green Eyed Stare by BaldurThor August 19, 2009

Brown-eyed stare 

The either kind, or stupid look that people with brown eyes do when they make eye contact.
"He had a brown-eyed stare, I should’ve known he was an idiot.”

“She had a brown-eyed stare, she was so kind!”

Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower 

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"