The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.
by BamboozlerTheThird January 15, 2018
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The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019
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by thegreatdefinerofwordsxddd November 3, 2017
Get the starshit mug.A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.
Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"
by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009
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2. Someone who fills your life with light.
3. Someone who's eyes sparkle like stars.
4. Someone who you don't want to take your eyes off of.
5. Someone who is worth more than all the diamonds in the sky.
2. Someone who fills your life with light.
3. Someone who's eyes sparkle like stars.
4. Someone who you don't want to take your eyes off of.
5. Someone who is worth more than all the diamonds in the sky.
My fiance's nickname is Starshine because if I lost her, the stars would throw themselves out of the heavens.
by Maltheangel April 19, 2009
Get the Starshine mug.When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.
Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"
Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
by lemonkoala November 3, 2013
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