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Joseph Stalin

He killed half of the population so that his country could flourish. He was the original Thanos. He was better though since he didn't need an infinity gauntlet just thousands of labor camps.
Dude, Joseph Stalin is Dank
by xxSumeonexx January 18, 2019
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josef stalin

Stalin became general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party in 1922 and following the death of Vladimir Lenin, he prevailed over(haha chased out and hunted) Leon Trotsky(a ture communist that would have made the world a betterplace, but since Stalin was a power hungry hitler-face this did not happen) in a power struggle during the 1920s. In the 1930s Stalin initiated the Great Purge, which reached its peak in 1937. Since many peasants resisted collectivization, the government under Stalin's leadership often resorted to violent repression against the "kulaks".
average student: "dude! Hitler was the most ruthless man ever!"

communist youth: "correction you ignorant prick, josef stalin killed more people than Hitler ever came close to!"
by commune- face April 25, 2006
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Stalin March

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.
Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.
by Blifnab March 10, 2021
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Stalin-Flavored Shells

The type of shells that make the Soviet Union infamous for their powerful guns.
The reason why the Soviets drove the Germans back was due to the invention of Stalin-Flavored Shells which easily overpowered the Krupp Steel of the Germans.
by DarkPrelateMohandar September 20, 2016
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Brosef Stalin

A bro, who notices there are too many nerds at a party and kicks them out into the cold for the sake of the hosts street cred and to create a enhanced party atmosphere. Reminiscent of Stalin exiling academics to Siberia for the stability of the USSR.
Jim: There's way too many nerds at this party.

Steve: Yeah we need a Brosef Stalin to get shot of them.
by Francis_Higgins November 15, 2011
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Stalin's Brow

the area of scrotum or ballsack skin on which the flaccid penis typically rests.

wrinkled and furrowed, similar to the brow of dictator Josef Stalin.

also known as Elephant Ear
"she alternated between sucking my shaft and licking the sweat off Stalin's Brow"
by eagles may soar May 12, 2009
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Stalin

Hey! Stop being such a Stalin!
by Wk May 20, 2004
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