Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.

Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped

by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Stapled

Getting mugged off

Man u got stapled unlucky

by Anonionymous March 31, 2017

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

by Random24 January 16, 2018

Stapletit

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p

"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"

by HarryPython April 16, 2019

Stapled

When 2 guys pick up a random girl from a bar/club/ect. And have a 3-way, if the girl gets DP'ed vaginally and anally by both guys at once you and your friend have officially stapled this girl.

Last night at the club and me and my buddy took home this hot chick home. She was down with a 3 way. We Eiffel towered and stapled her. She loved being stapled the most

by Metal422life July 14, 2023

stapleizer

The act of stapleizing something either together or onto something else.

"Nana, can I use your stapleizer to stapleize these papers together?"

by Brahgah D January 17, 2025