Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.

Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.

by Earth First! September 8, 2022

stanger

To Sting someone flicking the wrist , hitting them with the tips of your fingers.

Tom gave me a really bad stanger

by Ryan Hartigan , Sean Ryan October 10, 2006

close-stander

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

a stalzer

A man with a cunt.

Hey you are acting like a stalzer.
Quit being such a stalzer and eat that bratwurst.

by Blu Blazer January 10, 2012

sanzeri that hoe

to fuck a busty chick so hard her boobs smack her in the face. resulting in a slap with a red mark, a black eye, or if its hard enough she gets knocked out

While sanzeri that hoe last night i accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye when her tit hit her in the face

by contuki93 December 28, 2007

Stazer

A jailhouse shank, usually in the form of a toothbrush with a sharp end, that also is equipped with a battery pack to allow for electrifying your opponent while shanking.

I am going to stazer you.

by Bumpkis Chavez April 9, 2010

Hole Stander

Someone who watches other people work while not doing anything. ( used by Kevin in Shameless)

Look at the fucking hole standers doing nothing wile that guy is sweating his ass off!

by Baigeviking February 3, 2019