shankopotamus 

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

skankopotamus 

Large-sized, unattractive woman who wears elaborate make-up and dress like they're all that and a bag of chips.

Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.

Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.

Why is that skankopotamus wearing a pink thong on her fat ass? Who's going to hit that shit? ACK!

skankopotamus by Stormcastle June 21, 2011

shankopotomus 

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

shankopotomus by ezell714 February 2, 2009

shankopotomus 

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

shankopotomus by islandchief October 24, 2009

shankapotamus 

Semi-aquatic amateur athlete found on golf courses, especially in ponds and sand traps. Large clumsy limbs, gaping mouth, and poor golfing skills are identifying traits. Also known for welching on skins games.

In the dry season, the shankapotamus can be found searching in waterholes of Hilton Head.

shankapotamus by Prunar October 16, 2009

Skankapotamus 

A white trash looking, droopy boob toting female, that likes to steak boyfriends. Also has greasy hair and bad skin and is chubby!

I cannot believe he is dating that skankapotamus!

Skankapotamus by Twinkies May 7, 2009

Stankapotamus 

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

Stankapotamus by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012