Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.
"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
by J.K.2 November 12, 2011
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Stanger

Word that is commonly used for yelling out of car windows at "stangers".
Most commonly means a female of inland or westie tendancies. Can also be used to describe someone outrageously ugly or ratty.
"That denim g-string makes you look like such a stanger."
"You are such a stanger."
or
"Go back to Lithgow where you belong you dirty stang."
by Joal McMan January 07, 2005
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'Stanger

The upper crust of performance cars, ie, those that can defeat a 'Stang in a race.
I saw a 'Vette up ahead of my 'Stang, so I didn't bother to catch up to it, just to get blown away. The 'Vette is definitely a 'Stanger.
by Hot Rod Stewart May 20, 2006
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Stanger

by stim_ul8or November 12, 2003
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Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.
by Earth First! September 08, 2022
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perfect stanger

we you are fucking a girl in the dark and your buddy is outside and you tell the girl you are going to be right back and you go get your friend and slap his hand and he starts fucking the girl you just were fucking and then you go outside to the window and knock on the window and wave to her and she would is going to freak out when she notices someone else fucking her.
hey man i got this girl and we both bout to fuck her. How man she dont wanna fuck me? oh yess she's not going to kno were going to pull a perfect stanger. im going to start fucking her first with the lights off by my window then ill tell her ill be right back and then you walk in and start fucking her and ill go outside to my window and way to her and take a picture of her face :)
by xxninixx123 October 19, 2010
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Dirty Stanger

When a ginger fellow uses his penis to ferociously beat a woman's clit until it bleeds only to then unexpectedly jam it into the woman's anus.
She was hurting so bad after he gave her the Dirty Stanger!
by Nadman Tacular October 17, 2012
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