Stalkerfeed

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.

Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!

by FaceStalker October 5, 2011

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

stalkernet

The google term for Michigan Technological University's student directory. This directory often contains the living address and phone number of the searched person.

Dude, I totally met a hot girl at the party last night but I only remember her name.

Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?

by Bunnyslayerz February 18, 2014

stalkerwave

a microwave that beeps each and every minute after the food is done until you open it and take the food out.

I popped some popcorn and the stalkerwave wouldn't stop beeping at me.

by willy_t123 May 8, 2010

stalkerazzi

1. a compound word consisting of stalker and paparazzi.

That one rich girl that just got outta jail actually LIKES having the stalkerazzi around her as much as possible.

by Sumdumsurfer August 2, 2007

Stalkerpreneur

The delicate art of stalking someone under the disguise of doing business with them

Mark is such a stalkerpreneur! He's brought eight espressos in the last half hour because of the cute barista that just started working there.

by Tricktionary May 24, 2016

stalkernet

colloquial term for facebook.com

like omfg i was tagged in 10 photos on thestalkernet.

by pete hunt October 30, 2007