stalagmite pussy

An excessively, bumpy or rigid vagina.

I tried to go down on her, but that bitch had a stalagmite pussy.

by Glenevere April 20, 2009

Subway Stalagmite

n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.

A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.

by Srztanjur October 5, 2009

vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

when a women has pubic hair INSIDE her vagina

hey michael did christina have vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Stalagmite Licker

An annoying little degenerate that drinks mineral water.

"Man I love mineral water."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid stalagmite licker."

by Stalagmite Licker August 4, 2023

Stalagmitate

A stalagmitate is everywhere, but nowhere. A stalagmitate is everything but nothing.

It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.

It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.

Guy 1: "You're dumb."
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."

Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"

Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"

by The Incredible Mr. E May 26, 2018