Stafford Middle School

A school where dumbasses roam for attention, and everyone tries too hard. The school where you don't have a FUCKING clue what they're doing with their edges. This school makes people depressed.

Did you see Ava? She's from Stafford middle school.

by Roachella September 2, 2019

Stafford Grammar School

SGS in Stafford has acc been taken over by the Middle East I swear to god deadest school there is such posh twats all of them

Stafford Grammar school is full of briefcase wankers

by Jj91gangsta9 December 17, 2018

Stafford, Va

A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!

What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.

Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!

by gunsandmakeup September 13, 2016

Stafford County

THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD (BASICALLY A PLACE FOR HILLBILLIES NEXT TO THERE HOMELAND FREDRICKSBURG

HILLBILLY DOODLE:where are you from?

BILLY BOB JOE:Stafford County

HILLBILLY DOODLE:OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!

by SKATERDUDE123 March 3, 2011

stafford allstar

Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.

S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”

by TropSmooth October 30, 2018

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011

Stafford County

Also known as "the place where Fredericksburg's waste flows". Crazy kids think that they own shit when they are tryin to rock trashy brands like Abercrombie. Try on a Ralph Polo and then we will talk to you. Most Stafford teen residents try to crash Fredericskburg events because there's nothing in Stafford except for farms, poorly crafted shantys, and the local Wawa gas station/"night club". Quit kidding yourself.

At the Burg's annual XMas parade:
"HEYYYY i'm from stafford county and im soooo rich look at my abercrombie and my slutty ass girlfriend!!"
Fredericksburg residents: "shouldn't you be at the local Wawa meeting up with your fellow peasents?"

by FBURG ACADEMY!!! September 3, 2006