Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.

Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"

by reaybe January 30, 2014

3 Spoons

If you are out with your significant other and you guys are digging your server, you ask for three spoons when you order a dessert. This will indicate to the server that you're interested in them. If they bring back your dessert with three spoons that means they're interested in joining you. If they only bring you two spoons then you have been rejected.

That waiter is so cute, let's ask for 3 Spoons so he'll join us.

by Bufcleve February 4, 2022

Nigger Spoons

A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!

The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.

Tony just got rocked after a failed attempt at a fine game o' nigger spoons

by psuedonecrofeliac October 9, 2008

Spoonslap

Something That Sounds Dirty And/Or Cruel

Do You Want To Spoonslap With Me Tonight?
Nobody's Watching...Let's Spoonslap!
You Son Of A Spoonslap!
Well...Spoonslap You!

by EnterMyTwilight April 27, 2007

poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

Ghetto Spoons

A game in which the participants (usually white) venture to a neighborhood with dangerous connotations and a primarily African American population to engage in said game. To play, you must have a spoon on your person, hence the name "Ghetto Spoons". Once you are in the ideal neighborhood, or "Ghetto", and in possession of a spoon, you must pick a target. Your target must be a black male, the bigger and more intimidating the better, ideally one in a group of other black men. Once you have chosen your target, you should take your spoon and throw it at him while simultaneously yelling "Nigger!" as loud as possible, and clearly directed at your target. If you miss, you must retrieve the spoon.

Philip: Have you heard from Gerald? I haven't seen him at school for a few days.
Bob: Apparently he's in the hospital after playing Ghetto Spoons on Saturday.

by Dovahkiin_69 December 17, 2014

Spoons in the Dark

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!

Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?

by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010