Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

swonk

Pronounced swonk. The term originates from the combination of a swamp and a sink. Defined as the body of water created when one plugs the sink and pisses in it. Swonk.

I clogged my toilet and had no choice but to leave a smelly swonk.

by Mista Swonk March 5, 2022

Squonkle

Verb
To walk or to wander off in a random direction with no given purpose or objective.

Don’t squonkle into the forest for you may get lost and die a horrible, HORRIBLE death 💀

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Skwonky

Something that is not straight.

Man thats a skwonky line.

by Oldmangrey June 1, 2018

Sqwenkd

When somebody or something is hit physically that causes great pain or damage.

Patrick: "Ronny i heard your dad was hurt"
Ronny: "Yeah he got sqwenkd by a revolving door but he'll make it. "

by Exostenstialforeskin January 24, 2020

Squonking

When someone beats 4 Penguins in a shed in Bumfuck, Florida that's a full squonking.

That sevens player only wins by Squonking!

by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023