From the name you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated Shrek before
by gergles November 22, 2021
Get the swankery mug.Also known as a she wanker! Most often times a slut in denial. Will often woo attractive guys, solely for the purpose of sexual pleasure and gratification, but withhold sex for ridiculously long periods in order to 'date' them, and convince herself she is not a whore. That given the relationship is always escalating without merit.
Dude: I'm getting married to that Turkish Girl next week!
Real Bro: Are you crazy, you just met yesterday, and only kissed once!
Dude: This one is different!
Real Bro: I had a three way with her two days ago! She's a swanker!
Real Bro: Are you crazy, you just met yesterday, and only kissed once!
Dude: This one is different!
Real Bro: I had a three way with her two days ago! She's a swanker!
by GuyFawks January 8, 2017
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A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure)
by shelly says April 16, 2016
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by Elwoodian April 19, 2018
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Get the shwanker mug.God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you ill simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!
by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021
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