squoshex

We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.

1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!

by manbearpig will kill you all April 7, 2008

Squover

When a female squats and hovers while using the toilet to avoid contact with the seat.

The squover maneuver is most commonly performed when using public facilities.

by Henry_D April 16, 2009

squomies

Squad and homies

Me and my squomies out here doin' big things

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, just hanging with my squomies"

by allytieby January 4, 2017

squonky

a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)

stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool

by Captain Turd of the SS Squonky March 19, 2014

squonky

used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

it's gettin squonky up in here!

by warthog July 1, 2012

Squoing

When a cat stretches it's arms and legs while laying in their back, usually when sleeping or playing.

This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.

That kitty is squoinging.
My cat's squoing is so cute!

by Hum Baby Angel May 14, 2023

squort

Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.

After he took the stick shift out of his asshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.

by hobopalooza September 29, 2008