squishbod

A person who seems to have no neck a very short neck so that their head seems to be resting on the top of their body between their shoulders. Usually a person on the short stocky side. Can also be used to describe pets.

The man had no neck, he was a total squishbod.

by annie313 December 12, 2014

Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.

youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

by pieceofchewedgumonthewall April 26, 2021

squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishable

able to be SQUISHED/SQUASHED

Your cushion is super comfortable and squishable.

by Skyspeaker June 2, 2005

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Squishalicious

1.) of extreme and/or awesome squishness
2.) to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment

guy : "Dude, this fat dead guy is so Squishalicious! watch what happens when i poke him with a stick!"

other guy : "AWESOME"

by Kelli B is me October 9, 2008