squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

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Squirrelkinglish

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.

someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010

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Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

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squirrelin'

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.

Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.

by squirrels123 April 27, 2011

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squirtling

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

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