hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

Hershey squirt

Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid

yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.

by oogbot July 10, 2020

Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar

rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom

by landmaster40 May 20, 2016

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont May 21, 2018

Tallahassee Hershey Squirt

After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.

"my girl gave me the best Tallahassee Hershey Squirt"

by Tasticx March 12, 2021

hershey squirt

when your walkin down da hall and you see a lady fall and you look up here dress and you see a big mess...

that mess was a hershey squirt

by nina March 27, 2005

hershey squirt

When a guy and a girl are fucking and she sharts on his dick.

Man, I can't believe she hershey squirtted on me last night.

by Carlyjay March 1, 2015