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squirrels 

young children, usually aged 6-12, that are free roaming the neighborhood in small groups, which come bother you while you are working on your car, playing in the garage, or tinkering with something. they then proceed to invite themselves into whatever it is you're doing, ask you a million questions, and ruin any productivity you once had. You try to tell them to leave, but without being a complete dick, it's impossible to get them out of your hair.
I was going to try and tune the bike a little bit this afternoon, but the squirrels came and basically ruined the rest of the day.
squirrels by straight mbv August 2, 2010

squirrels 

mama squirrel who lives in a huge tree and is nuts about nuts!?!?! i mean acorns :. also annoys the hell out of people.
oaooeoaoaoa mama squirrels voice
squirrels by tina bo biina December 7, 2006

squirrels 

A term used to describe the feeling of a seroquel hangover
squirrels by Tok3 September 7, 2011

squirrels 

Slang...used to describe male balls.
OMG, she kicked him in the squirrels!
squirrels by slangboy1973 September 6, 2009

Squirrels 

Wow Becky has some nice squirrels . I’d love to suck on those squirrels.
Squirrels by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018

Squirrels 

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.
Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.
Squirrels by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020