Squinchy

(n) A wedgie that happens in the labia. Synonym of camel toe.

"My panties were too tight and giving me a squinchy."

by WTFranklin March 5, 2021

Squinchy

That gross material that looks soft but is really rough, like coarse wool. When you run your nails through it they'll get caught and you always have like weird stringy residue caught to you.

No, don't use that one, it's squinchy.

by plxnormsu April 11, 2021

Squinchy

A shortened form of the term "twinny squish". A friend you feel particularly excited about (often though not always nonromantically and nonsexually) due to a significant overlap in your special interests. They may be someone you work on projects with, be your go-to person for talking about specific subjects of interest, or be someone with whom you share important life experiences in common. You might not be besties, but you could probably talk for hours at a time, at least, if they enjoy hanging out with you as much as you enjoy being around them.

"Are you free tonight?"
"No, I'm hanging out with my squinchy tonight. We have plans to grab coffee and discuss public transit systems"
"Are you working on a project together?"
"No, we're just both really into public transit."

by empathizer September 5, 2022

Squinchy

(Adjective): A word used to describe glass, or any other normally smooth material, when it has, or develops a fine, wavy texture.

"Oh great, all my new glass cups got squinchy in the wash."

"Hey, um. Why's your vase all squinchy?"

by SuperCrafter015 September 17, 2023

squinchy squanchy

Believed to be Austrailian in origin. Equivalent of grossed out or disgusted. Possibly rooted in 'sqeamish'.

When feral boy's bladed boomerang cut off the bandit's bookkeeper's fingers it was rather squinchy squanchy.

Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!

by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

squinchy faced

people know words to define people who are stoned such as stoned,high,ripped,baked and sometimes really really fucked up but i have a better word, squinchy faced.

Last night that guy at the concert was so squinchy faced he fell off the top of the stadium bleachers and broke both legs and neck and he landed on a baby and a rabbit holding a baby duck.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.

by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017