The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants
"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"
"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"
"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"
by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."
"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.
See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

people know words to define people who are stoned such as stoned,high,ripped,baked and sometimes really really fucked up but i have a better word, squinchy faced.
Last night that guy at the concert was so squinchy faced he fell off the top of the stadium bleachers and broke both legs and neck and he landed on a baby and a rabbit holding a baby duck.
by slick slider February 10, 2010

That gross material that looks soft but is really rough, like coarse wool. When you run your nails through it they'll get caught and you always have like weird stringy residue caught to you.
by plxnormsu April 11, 2021

A shortened form of the term "twinny squish". A friend you feel particularly excited about (often though not always nonromantically and nonsexually) due to a significant overlap in your special interests. They may be someone you work on projects with, be your go-to person for talking about specific subjects of interest, or be someone with whom you share important life experiences in common. You might not be besties, but you could probably talk for hours at a time, at least, if they enjoy hanging out with you as much as you enjoy being around them.
"Are you free tonight?"
"No, I'm hanging out with my squinchy tonight. We have plans to grab coffee and discuss public transit systems"
"Are you working on a project together?"
"No, we're just both really into public transit."
"No, I'm hanging out with my squinchy tonight. We have plans to grab coffee and discuss public transit systems"
"Are you working on a project together?"
"No, we're just both really into public transit."
by empathizer September 5, 2022

by WTFranklin March 5, 2021
