squeenis

A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.

John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.

by Never Let It Go September 25, 2005

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Squeenish

adjective - The art of being a cliche plot device whore. (See also: Squeenix)

adverb - Squeenishly

-Garland sent the 4 fiends to the present from 2000 years ago so that they could be defeated and he could gain there power in a Squeenish time loop.

-Cecil is a Dark Knight and Squeenishly becomes a Paladin. He's also, Squeenishly enough, from the moon and Golbez's brother.

-When she was defeated, Ultamecia used the last bit of her power to go back in time and pass on her powers to Edea, Squeenishly sealing her fate in the first place.

-Tidus was from a Squeenish dreamworld.

by Bo the Destroyer December 10, 2004

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squennish

a mix between squash and tennis.
basically you have a tennis racket and ball but with squash courts.
lots of pain is involved in this game as the ball is too bouncy for such a small court.
protection for your genitals is strongly advised

person 1 "i played squennish yesterday"
Person 2 " really?"
person 1 "yeah, now i'm infertile"
person 2 "oh...."

*abrupt end to the conversation*

by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009

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