squeasel

n. someone who is sneaky and sly, yet somehow always manages to get away with it. A squeasel is usually someone younger than you whom you are powerless to act against, such as your little brother, a nephew, or your own kid.

My cousin is such a squeasel, I let him listen to a song and he totally walked away with my MP3 player.

by Kunming Jess September 26, 2006

squelsh

Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.

Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...

by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007

squelshing

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware

Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."

by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008

Squelsh

Definitive accent, a mixture and influence of the far north east of Wales /cheshire border and Liverpool.

You sound like a scouser.

No I'm from North Wales, it's called Squelsh, a mixture of North East Wales and Scouse

by phantomphil January 18, 2021

squelsh

squelch and squish mixed together

the glue made a squelsh sound as both pieces of paper hit eachother

by marvel fanatic April 6, 2022

squeasel

a squeasel is a weasel with a large squirrel tail, the mother is a weasel and the father is a squirrel.

a squeasel is half weasel half squirrel hybrid where the mother is a weasel and the father is a squirrel.

by Rallo12 January 12, 2026

dick squeeser

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

by ninja ollie October 20, 2008