The legendary word created by the Asian Legend Psqueezy used for anything squeezy or squeezy related. Can only be used in a situation that is extremely squeezy.
Boy Scout: Dude my mac and cheese is so cheesey today.
Psqueezy: Wait... Don't you mean squeezy?
Bloooooood!!!: Yo what type of calculator is that?
Psqueezy: Oh this? This is my Ti-Squeezy.
Psqueezy: Dude I got $13 on my hips earlier.
Shorty: That's so squeezy Psqueezy.
Anything Jackie Chan Does
Psqueezy: Wait... Don't you mean squeezy?
Bloooooood!!!: Yo what type of calculator is that?
Psqueezy: Oh this? This is my Ti-Squeezy.
Psqueezy: Dude I got $13 on my hips earlier.
Shorty: That's so squeezy Psqueezy.
Anything Jackie Chan Does
by Psqueezy July 01, 2013
A nickname for someone you love. A Squeezie is not only your lover but also your best friend. The best kind of Squeezies are Christopher's and Chelsea's.
by chelisity_xo January 15, 2015
by foxy_angel_360 November 23, 2010
by Chris Adamski May 08, 2008
My girlfriend didn't want to have sex last night, but I convinced her to give me a squeezy instead and I blew all over her face.
by kz5bw5 May 04, 2009
Very attractive younger girls that you just want to squeeze. (indicated by making a squeezing motion with one hand, or both if necessary.)
Wow, look at those young squeezies over there, would I wouldn't give to squeeze them a little bit. (squeezing motion with the hand)
by JohnnyB88 March 16, 2007
A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.
by Squeezie Them Boobies March 01, 2009