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Squeezy Hand 

When shaking hands with someone and one person exerts extreme pressure in efforts to establish dominance as the "Alpha" person.
"He gave me the squeezy hand to let me know he was the the boss".
Squeezy Hand by MrFritz August 20, 2013

squeezy hugs 

The act of hugging someone really tightly because you love 'em, with additional extra squeezes because you don't want to let 'em go. Often used by gorgeous, sexy ladies.
*loonified squeezy hugs ConcreteBull

loonified just lurves to squeezy hug ConcreteBull ;D
squeezy hugs by ConcreteBull December 25, 2008

Squeezy Sheba 

A fishy puss like substance that exudes from the vagina of a woman with a severe STD. especially prevalent and pungent after orgasm.
Cor babe you really need to get thatsqueezy Sheba looked at. It’s beginning to sting my eyes”
Squeezy Sheba by Kathjlo August 26, 2019

Squeezy friend 

-"Where's Erica?"
-"Oh, she's off making out with her squeezy friend."

squeezy cheezey 

the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot
squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea
squeezy cheezey by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

squeezy queef 

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
squeezy queef by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011