Squeeze the Cheese

Another term for busting a fat nut. Maybe you need to be able to talk to your bros or whatever whilst in mixed company so you have to use a term for it so no one quite understands what's going on.

"So my girlfriend made me squeeze the cheese yesterday and now she's pissed at me because I did it all over her face..."

by SpiderLegs October 7, 2018

Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.

I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.

by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010

Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

by JugChugger December 14, 2019

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017