A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.
Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying
Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them
Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them
by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008
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by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009
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Origin: Mid-NY
Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
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by circushead March 10, 2007
Get the geezer squeezer mug.An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".
Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.
by code 3 response October 12, 2010
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