bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle

the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me

by boomer315 January 20, 2011

Sneaky Sleepers

The act of ejaculating all over a friend or roommate's bed when they are out with the key being not telling them when you have committed the act till a much later date.

Can be used as a very credible threat.

"My brother didn't want to let me use his PS3 so I gave him some sneaky sleepers"

As a threat,

"Pay your half of this month's rent or i'll leave you some sneaky sleepers"

by xovut April 7, 2009

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Shit Squeezer

Anus, anal cavity, butthole, asshole.

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.

by PayneTaylorDE302 April 13, 2020

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

geezer squeezer

An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".

Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.

by code 3 response October 12, 2010