squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

squealing like a cat

When someone is whining or fussing about something...similar to squealing like a pig. Cats? Squealing? Designed to confuse.

"Those chicks found out we were prank calling them"
"They squealing like cats!"

"She said she was tired of walking......I told her to stop squealing like a cat."

by SummerHoyas July 26, 2013

squeeing

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

squeezing the ketchup

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 June 4, 2018

squatching

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.

Let's go squatching.

by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008