The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.
Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"
Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"
Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."
Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"
Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."
by SE Beast September 1, 2014
Get the Squatcho mug.An act (frequently sexual in nature) that isn't illegal but is so embarrassing that one will go to great lengths (even lying to the police) to keep it a secret. The term originated on the TV series "Better Call Saul" in reference to a specific sexual act, but may be used to describe any action that's considered embarrassing.
Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: (snorts) You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: (snorts) You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
by Logan Hawkes July 2, 2016
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The funk resulting from a female not washing her gentialia on a regular basis.
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A generic sexually transmitted disease (i.e. chlamydia).
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A generic sexually transmitted disease (i.e. chlamydia).
Easynow. If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible things: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, something called a relationship.
by BlackJacques Shellac April 22, 2010
Get the Squat rot mug.The art of making something from nothing. Creating something useful and functional from broken and otherwise useless objects found in and around a squatted building, or performed in any location by a member of the squatting community.
Examples of Squat Tech include:-
Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.
Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.
by Fludence March 19, 2009
Get the Squat Tech mug.I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.
by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
Get the Squatlander mug.(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.
by MisterWill December 10, 2018
Get the Thot Squatter mug.The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.
Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016
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