squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch

guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?

by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010

Squashbangle

To Squashbangle is to teabag sombody with such force to break the sound barreir and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible ultimatlly killing your opponent or giving them really bad injuries with no trace of evedince. Do not try this at home. Waring to do this properly you have eat alot before trying this.

The Squashbangler, Squashbangled so fast that he was invincible. He had learnt how to Squashbangle three years ago.

by lukabluebuddy June 19, 2011

squashaphobia

fear of squash (the vegtable, not the sport)

I got squashaphobia after i had a squash overdose

by Ninja of aweosmeness September 19, 2011

Squashmas

How to offend someone from squamish

Person 1, you like squashmas? Person 2, I'm from Squamish you offensive brat! I don't have an accent!

by Loton July 27, 2018

squashamole

Squashamole - fake Guacamole made with squash instead of avocados.

Would you like to try our squashamole?

by Jamsmommy1981 August 2, 2019

Squashapeño

A squash that was grown near peppers which makes it very spicy.

Damn… Big Mac acts like he’s got a squashapeño up his ass today.

by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022

SquashBananaPiePieYourFace

A thing that you would say if you are angry at someone

Person 1: "Uggg! you are so annoying!

Person 2: So are you!

Person 1: SquashBananaPiePieYourFace!!!!!

by Lacdjiv Lady April 22, 2022