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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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Squaring

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️
by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020
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squaring up

What happens to your TV when the digital signal breaks up. The modern day version of static.
The new TV kept squaring up during the season finale of BSG, which would never have happened in the analog days of yore.
by rorybean June 17, 2010
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Squaring

Verb: meaning any activity using a personal screen display, for example, a PC, laptop, smart phone, tablet, or TV for watching TV gaming, internet surfing, checking emails, facebook etc.
What is Jon doing? He is busy squaring.
by CPMELBhehe September 3, 2012
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Squareanbird

This man called Jesus is a Squareanbird. He is also a Zelkam
by Squareanbird JK192247281 November 11, 2018
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squaring

when four people suck eachothers dicks in a chain forming a square
me and the boys had an erotic squaring session while camping
by Tyler miatke July 9, 2021
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Squaring

When a person has sexual intercourse with someone with the same name as them.
“My names morgan”
“Wow my names morgan too we should have sex then it would be morgan squared”
“Okay let’s partake in the art of squaring”
by MCmorgan69 November 23, 2021
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