Squitsgem

Verb: to disprove or very soundly argue against

Noun: a completely airtight argument

Adjective: (unsquitsgemmable) Not able to argue against at all

The word is coined after the late Dr. Ernest Squitsgem, noted zoology professor at the University of Finland. Dr. Squitsem spent his entire career attempting to prove the existence of unicorns, despite all obvious evidence to the contrary. To his dying day, Squitsgem was renowned for making retarded but absolutely undisprovable claims. Other professors often referred to him as "a crazy douche". He died in 1948 in the Arctic, stabbed by a narwhal. His reported last words were "Follow the glittering hoofprints".

--I do say my good sir, you have squitsgemmed my own squitsgem with an unsquitsgemmable squitsgem of your own! Well done!

--Gary, shut the fuck up.

by The NarwhalKing March 13, 2011

sliding slits

Two men that interlock their dick slits for pleasure or for when two women are scissoring.

Dude,those guys are getting super sweaty from sliding slits!

by OnlyGhosts March 8, 2015

splitsville

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.

1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"

by Mark_C May 13, 2006

slitsurfing

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.

We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.

by remittancegirl October 21, 2011

Squits

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.

He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.

by Jonathan June 21, 2004

diggity splits

Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.

"I need that money diggity splits, man"

by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

Slitsed

When you are so high ur eyes are little slits.

Slitsed is like having tiny asian eyes.

by Cobra s April 19, 2011