pen stealing

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.

"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."

by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

lemon stealing whores

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018

Speaking Computer

The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.

I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

sneaking wind

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

speaking cursive

when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.

Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn't understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.

by danceteach February 11, 2010

squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005