Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

Spunknami

Shapes one paints on another's body using one's spunk

I'm going to cover your manly chest with hot spunknami

by Daniel Norcott January 25, 2005

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003

Spunking

The act of sniffing ass

“Some chick asked me to spunky her the other day”
“I had some great spunky the other day”
“Are you the spunker or the spunkee?”
“She sniffed my ass so hard it was like she was spunking”

by The sexy Rexy March 24, 2019

Spunkingham

A person who is spunkie all the time and uneducated.

“Oi Spunkingham, now way you’re finally at school for once. SPUNKIE!”

by ismailalaila March 2, 2026

Spaghetti Spunkanaise

The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.

For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise

by Lowkey_fire November 16, 2025