spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

spunkled

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

shankhead

Used often in The Maze Runner, it is a replacment for shithead. Also, it is a good word to use around adults. What you call someone who is stupid or a jerk.

Bob: You are such a ...

Mom walks in

Bob: shankhead!

Confused Sue: What?

by AngelicSoul_DemonicHeart September 11, 2011

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

suckhead

A person who sucks!

That guy is a real suckhead!

by Ernest Stephenson October 31, 2003

spunkbeard

To spunk on a girls chin

I took her sideways then gave her a spunkbeard

by Matnfjkwg October 10, 2006