Spunker

A ugly ass extra chromosome motherfucker

Your such a Spunker dude

by LilB5 May 2, 2018

spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007

old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth

Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker

by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010