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spunk trunks 

The pants every male owns that he wears solely around the house and never washes and they have a conspicuous crusty stain somewhere on the front that is the result of misplaced ejaculants which occured some weeks or months before and now just hangs on for the ride.
had on me spunk trunks and my mates girlfriend showed up and I had to do the old "place different random objects over my crotch area to cover my spunk" trick, worked like a charm
spunk trunks by boners mcgee 2 February 23, 2011
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trunk skunk 

when your doing 69 and the girl farts up your nose
"lets try something new...(trunk skunk)
trunk skunk by bean burrito June 25, 2008

Louisiana trunk skunk 

When a male has his penis in a females anus, the female then proceeds with anal sex while farting on the males partners penis.
Man that hoe sure gave one smelly Louisiana trunk skunk

skunk in the trunk 

A term to refer to a corpse hidden in the back, or trunk, of a car.
"What's in there? A dead skunk in the trunk?"
skunk in the trunk by Dave January 30, 2004

skunk in the trunk 

Used to refer to the smell of marijuana.
Dang, Jim that smells dank - you got a skunk in the trunk?
skunk in the trunk by Stinky Tuna November 8, 2006

Skunk in the trunk 

A humorous phrase used to denote the wretched stench of a person’s unwashed posterior.
Guy 1 - Bejeezus, the locker room in this gym smells like dead rats and broken dreams! I mean, it smells so bad in here that I do believe I am losing childhood memories somehow.

Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!
Skunk in the trunk by archyis January 5, 2010

spunky trunks 

Used to compliment a sheila on the way she looks in her trousers.
spunky trunks by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004