scrotorola

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

Scrotorboat

The male equivalent of motorboat

So I lifted his peen, and gave him a scrotorboat, that'll teach him for motorboating me!

by stuffoo January 25, 2009

Scrotor

The scrotor is a miserable and pitied creature. It is not liked by anyone and the scariest part is there may be more than one. The scrotor can be easily identified by it's love for flexing. The scrotor takes off it's shirt and flexes with one arm when it is scared, sad, happy, lonely or bored.

That scrotor is a punk ass bitch, always flexin but where's the muscle?

by TheJ0ker May 15, 2005

Scrotorious

The Visigoth and Ostragoth tribes, in a time of great strife and suffering defined themselves on the basis of a yearly competition in which they would have gladiator matches where one could only use their scrotum as weaponry. The winner of these competitions became famous, and coveted by women and men everywhere, he was scrotorious.

Scro, Scro, Scro, Scrotorious.

by Armour September 28, 2004

Scrotore

Another nickname for an asshole.

That scrotore was tight!

by Natterz0723 June 19, 2011

sportorial

of or relating to sports fashion; broadly, of or relating to uniforms

In the sportorial contest of the year, the Nike Ducks covered against the Under Armour Terrapins by coming out of a timeout with an interlocking, 11-man mural.

by Marc Jensen September 15, 2011

strotorway

Portmanteau of "street" (or "stroad") and "motorway". A strotorway is a multi-lane urban freeway oficially designated as a motorway (that is no mopeds), which, like a non-motor stroad, has too many tightly spaced exits, onramps, offramps, and interchanges. This leads to excessively many lane changes, making a strotorway more dangerous than a motorroad, just like a stroad. Strotorway placement in close vicinity of downtown, if not right in the middle, creates abnormal levels of noise and pollution, and creates an obstacle for vehicles not allowed on them. The speed limit, whatever it may be, is vehemently disobeyed, moreso than on a stroad, with the exception of slow trucks. Traffic jams are very common on strotorways, to the extent that it may actually be faster to bike, although unlike on stroads, traffic jams on strotorway are typically moving at faster than walking pace. Strotorways are often ringroads or parts of originally planned ring roads, however a particular city may be pursuing a different urban freeway system topology. In hindsight, strotoways are seen as a planning mistake, absence of planning, or a relic of olden times. Just like with stroads, the solution is to either turn strotorways into proper motorroads, or streets.

Jižní spojka in Prague is a prime example of a strotorway, whereas Magistrála is a stroad. A100 in Berlin is also a strotorway, whereas A10 around Berlin isn't quite a strotorway. M25 around London has some strotorway qualities, particularly many lanes and traffic jams. As for the USA, most intra-city Interstates are basically strotorways.

by j637man February 3, 2024