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Springer

A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.
"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."
by PH Patriot April 7, 2007
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The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group
Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....
by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007
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A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
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Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.
When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer
by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025
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springer gut

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.
Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.
by Barry Levit January 3, 2004
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Springer gut

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.
Hey, poppy seed boy, show us your Springer gut!
by Justin Redman January 3, 2004
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Springer Dinger

A home run hit by Major League Baseball Centerfielder and World Series 2017 MVP, George Springer of the Houston Astros.
George hit a monster 448-foot "Springer Dinger" in Game 5 to tie up the game in the seventh inning.
by Ihateyoumostest November 2, 2017
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