Springer

When you shit yourself because you are so drunk.

Oh man, that didn't feel right. I think i just pulled a springer.

by John "Grover Fresh $" January 02, 2006

Springer

A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.

"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."

by PH Patriot April 01, 2007

Springer

The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group

Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....

by Rusty the George Nelson April 06, 2007

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.

Born: Gerald Norman Springer

February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer

Chicago, Illinois,

U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic

Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)

Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer

Talk show host

Judge

Lawyer
Politican

Known for:
Jerry Springer show

America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio

Website: www.jerryspringer.com

If you stayed home from middle school

Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show

While at home off from school .

If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to

People age 14 and up .

by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

by theredneckhater March 31, 2006

springer gut

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.

Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.

by Barry Levit January 03, 2004