Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

Spatz

to carry a beer in your back pocket

I got a beer last night and was immediately spatzing.

by KingFrat November 6, 2011

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Spritzowicz

The joining of two people a Spritz and a Michalowicz in marriage to make a Spritzowicz.
Selena will you marry me and make me the happiest man in the world and we will always be the Spritzowicz

Spritzowicz

by ztirpsri January 11, 2009

Spratley

Adjective, slang:

Complimentary adjective, similar to 'sick' or 'cool' used to describe anything 'brilliant'. Origins: Dr. P. Spratley Phd. He is totally spratley.

''Dude, you're so spratley!'

''Man, that's spratley that is!''

''OMG, how spratley did Luton Town play yesterday?!''

by qwerty2228333 October 21, 2012

ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

by Cum master J May 28, 2009

cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.

Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!

by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016