Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Hit spit spackle

A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat

Person: *being annoying*. You:I’m gonna hit spit spackle you.

by Trap master February 8, 2021

blowing spackle

aggressively violent diarrhea

The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.

by marble_player December 4, 2010

Shackled

To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.

Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight

by DrainGus April 7, 2011

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

Poo Spackle

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.

Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!

by GreatMightyPoo73 December 11, 2011

sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum

Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.

by Guts February 17, 2007