spotted-ass ape

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Enemy Boat Spotted

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.

Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!

by Mr_Blacky_IV July 9, 2006

slop-spotted cornnibbler

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore

(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

by -Matt Young, USMC February 7, 2008

sposed

slang for supposed used by lazy Internet addicts

I'm sposed to go to the party, but I dunno.

by Ni-Cole October 4, 2003

Sloted

Verb: To be Sloted, shatted on, Fucked, Screwed, Misled, Bamboozled, backstabbed, Hour late on lunch delivery, anything totally wrong about microsoft troublshooting.

Rick Simpson got Sloted hardcore at work today.

by Miztikel December 19, 2008

SPOTD

Shower picture of the day

Hey did you get that spotd on your Snapchat?

by w123gh October 6, 2016

E-sported

Term used in game where your opponent winning the game by getting good RNG

I know im getting e-sported when his mons getting additional turn 3times in a row

by Locosmocos January 24, 2018