sports 

home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.

Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.

sports by DeathBunny November 1, 2004

sports 

A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.

I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant!

sports by El Singario October 3, 2005

Sports 

Sports

Guy 1: "E"
Guy 2: "A"
Guy 3: "Sports"

Sports by Dimes4Crimes December 10, 2019

Sports 

How to fight or engage in war without actually doing so. a worthless, needless activity

"Let's fight!"
"We can't"
"Hmmm..... then let's play some sports!"
"OK!"

Sports by Cosmoknight Azrael April 8, 2013

sports 

One of the biggest wastes of time and contributors to the the downfall of the world

sports by Anonymous July 20, 2003

sports 

To all the people who claim sports are for dumbfucks, burger-flippers, fuckwads, etc.:
A person's hobbies have nothing to do with their IQ or anything else. Google AMOBI OKOYE -- damn smart and PLAYS IN THE NFL. I played football and baseball as a child, was a talented athlete, and was placed in advanced classes beginning in 3rd grade. So before putting down ALL athletes, think a little bit about what you're saying. I could probably say people who hate sports all have black horn-rimmed glasses, are fatfucks, and sit in front of the TV watching the Simpsons all day, but that wouldn't necessarily be true for the entirety of people who dislike sports. IF YOU STEREOTYPE ATHLETES, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Don't hate on people who take part in sports because
everyone is an individual person.

sports by sumo wrestler murderer airplane February 2, 2008

sports 

suck

Man, fuck all those dumb ass sports where all they do is fight. That's fuckin retarded.

sports by hizzo May 31, 2003