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Sportosexual

someone who is so in love with sports that they would have sex with it if they could
Joe is so sportosexual, he played madden while watching the hockey game on his computer and the basketball game on his tablet and while talking to his friend about soccer on the phone after he came home from baseball practice
by anonymouse6 June 11, 2014
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spornsexual

an academic term originating in the mid-2010s that is used to describe a straight man who is “fragranced, buffed, ripped, groomed, and selfie-adoring.”
Ever since a couple ladies told Evan he's good looking he's become a total spornsexual.
by anonymous September 21, 2022
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Sportsexual

Some jock who Whats to fuck there hobby
John: hey guys I have something to say
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*
by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021
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Sportsexual

Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.
Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.
by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023
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Spoonsexual

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.
The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.
by a midget goblin with a spear August 27, 2025
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Wii-Sportssexual

A sexual or romantic orientation characterized by a strong attraction to Wii Sports, its gameplay, or the experiences associated with it. A person who experiences deep emotional or physical connection through interactions within Wii Sports, influencing their romantic or sexual identity.
1. As a Wii-Sportssexual, Alex finds the most joy and connection in relationships that involve shared matches of Wii Sports.
2. Jamie realized they were Wii-Sportssexual when they felt a deeper attraction during an intense Wii Tennis match than on any traditional date.
3. "I’m not really into dating apps," Sam said. "I’m Wii-Sportssexual—I need to see how you play before I catch feelings."
by LULALOVER February 1, 2025
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