sporgasm

To spaz out and have an orgasm at the same time.

Mary had a sporgasm that ended with ALSKJHkrjhlkjasd OH!

sporgasm by kelvin tow February 20, 2008

Smorgans 

The act of inserting marshmellows into the anus, placing your anus 2 inches above an open flame. After marshmellows have thoroughly melted remove anus and bend over allowing the marshmellow ooze to drip into your inner organs therefore reaching Nirvana.

"Dude Im still shitting marshmellows"
"First time making smorgans huh?"
"Yeah man, I never knew life could be so good."

Smorgans by Chris Allport January 27, 2007

sporgasm

A sporgasm happens under circumstances similar to a sponer. Except, instead of getting a hard on, you spontaneously bust your nut.

Man, seeing that girl's thong in class today gave me a sporgasm. It was messy.

sporgasm by piratesrule May 13, 2004

sporange 

A very floppy fish penis

That piranha has a huge sporange

sporange by Talon Hogan May 26, 2006

Sporran Basher 

Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jock heritage.

Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"

Sporran Basher by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

Sporran

A hairy man purse used to hold valuables when wearing a Kilt. Often use to give the young maiden a Sporran slap. (Sporran slapped across the face). Most commonly found on Scottish men or across the face of females.

He was dealing with a very mouthy Amy, so he promptly Sporran slapped her into submission.

Sporran by Hellraiser011 April 29, 2011

smorgan 

Noun. A creature of beauty and wit, often found hibernating in cubicles. Thrives in an environment of CRT radiation.

In cubicle farms, smorgans are often found occupying desks.

smorgan by Ingenius Pseudonym January 25, 2005