spoonie

A person dealing with narcolepsy, or other neurological disorders dealing with sleep.

A narcoleptic.

"Hey, should I invite John out tonight?"

"Nah I think he's passed out right now."
"Oh damn, poor spoonie"

"Fuck! I fell asleep on someone on the tram again; spoonie problems."

by gaeegg January 9, 2017

Spoonie

A game teenagers play. They get a spoon and turn off the light. Whom ever nuts in the spoon first wins. Usually played as a joke against one unknowing friend. When the light goes out everyone except the idiot slaps there legs convincing him they are bating.

OMG! Jimmy yelled SPOONIE and actually splooged

by bawesomeb March 1, 2019

Spoonie

A nasty Somalian

Here comes the smelly spoonies

by Dhunit September 16, 2021

spoonie mcbackpocket

To put a spoon inside someones back pocket when they arent looking

I just gave Mr. B a Spoonie McBackpocket, then i stole his pens when he leaned over. And Jordan raped him.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

spoonie shadow

He is a rapper on C JAM. Be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyke. Also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. He attends Sahali Secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white.....

" Spoonie Shadow is the real slim shady"
"i know"

by TheHAters420 December 16, 2015

Baby spoonie

The one that gets all thel belly rubs, kissing and cuddling before going to bed.

Selin is such a baby spoonie. I always asks for belly rubs, cuddles and kisses in middle of a night.

by YikesRebuttal January 15, 2024

spooning sleep

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.

After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !

by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016