Spoonie

A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.

My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)

by LittleGus April 21, 2018

Spoony

The feeling of being horny for a food typically eaten with a spoon.

Mya: dude, I'm so spoony for this ice cream right now

by Doublyk November 8, 2022

spoony

An insult used to describe a man who is inordinately feminine and fruity.

Tellah: You spoony bard!

by not PalCec November 8, 2007

Spoony

Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.

Dude, have you seen Hugh Jackman's chest? He's totally spoony.

by Daniel Samani August 8, 2019

Spoonis

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

by Jsgsw3 July 29, 2014

Spoony

Fucking anything really mate its quite booky

Scott- look over there man.
Jord- thats pretty fucking spoony bro

by Lanaxreece July 7, 2018

spoony

Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.

E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...

by Shawn B. September 21, 2003