Spoonerite

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.

“That guy’s a real spoonerite.”

by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023

Spoonitism

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

Spoonatizer

A dramatic messy person who likes to stir up drama just to get attention and make themselves happy but deep down inside they’re not happy.

This person is a total spoonatizer because she loves to stir up drama just to get a thrill out of it.

by LonLon21da1 January 12, 2023

spoonbation

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

spoonsuit

In the nude, the buff or your birthday suit --the suit you cuddle (or spoon) in.

Yo girl, let's go upstairs and get into our spoonsuits.

by Coined by Travis Young March 25, 2007

Spoonbilling

Eating her from the back and rhythmically and simultaneously massaging the nose on her bunghole.

Rachel loves it when I start spoonbilling her after a hot shower.

I was spoonbilling a prostitute in Vegas. Not one of my more finer moments. The desert heat really can cause a mungy ass.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Spoonbill

A male who falls in love with every chick he meets that has sex with him. The spoonbill usually begins paying her car note and other bills while she cheats on him with all his buddies. Spoonbills live their lives on emotion and can be dangerous (i.e. filing sexual harassment complaints, etc) to protect or obey their girl.

origin: a fictitious bird called a "spoonbill." Legend has it that the female spoonbill mates with many males in its life while the male only mates with one. Example: "Damn! John met a prostitute last night and now he's paying her car note. He's pissed because I fucked her. What a spoonbill!" Verb: spooning. "Why did you by that whore flowers? Dude, you're not spooning are you?"

by Pat Masac August 3, 2007