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fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.
Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...
by Scutha January 18, 2008
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kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"
LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

What it means is FML
by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017
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gag me with a spoon

something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly
"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"
by hug6trees August 3, 2009
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Ping Spoof Me Daddy

by SkepBoy6d April 15, 2020
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The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
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