spoofing

When magicians shoot heroin.

When we invited Mr. Houdini to the kids birthday party, we weren't expecting him to be spoofing in the bathroom right after he disappeared.

by FoxyPhil21 March 10, 2019

spoingus

An internet cat. When you look at it you will feel warm inside because of its very pleasing aesthetic. :)

I just saw a pic of spoingus cat, very nice! I feel happy now.

by dlashy April 9, 2021

cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

Spoing

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

by Headbhang May 15, 2009

spoingle

something so cute you just wanna. squeeze it. squish it between your hands but in an affectionate way

awww 😍😍 the cute spoingle 😍😍 the skrunkly

by absencewilby November 6, 2021

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015