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sponge monkey

A discriptive word or insult towards a very large women who suffocate men while taking part in sexual intercourse.
"you are a fucking sponge monkey, fat ass"
by vagagaga January 6, 2008
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
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Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".
I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.
by gmonk March 12, 2003
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spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
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spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.
Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?
by HurleyCub March 4, 2017
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spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
by Jeff September 23, 2004
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