spectacle

to draw attention by unwittingly embarassing themselves

Kayne West made a spectacle of himself at the grammy awards.

by Gerard Irick September 14, 2009

spictacle

a pompous Mexican person; one who must always draw attention to oneself, usually by means of bling, flashy cars loaded with chrome, loud music and general tackiness.

Alejandro made a real spictacle of himself pulling up to Popeye's in his purple Escalade with 22" chrome rims and 40" woofers.

by Crazsian November 16, 2010

testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

Spectacled Bear

A nerdy bear. Generally unwelcome in any social setting. Were a bear to appear amongst nerds, he would be feared. Were a nerd to appear amongst bears, he would be consumed. Thus, the Spectacled Bear has no friends, but rather roams the forests alone, calculator in hand.

"That Spectacled Bear showed up to my pie day celebration! It was so awkward!"

by The Spectacled Bear October 19, 2011

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003