Splondom

A split condom

Rough sex last night led to a splondom, hope I'm not a daddy.

by Dalenater March 12, 2010

Splendora

An awesome but very unknown band. They were the ones who did the theme song for Daria.

Yo, did you see the Splendora concert last night?

by kitili November 5, 2003

splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

Splendora

Really cool band. I've only heard three of their songs, but they are frickin' cool.

They sing the Daria theme song and the theme for Is it Fall Yet? and Is it College Yet?

Splendora is a really cool band, but not as cool as No Doubt

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

Splendorifical

A mix of the words "splendor", "terrific", and "magical".

How was your day today?
Simply splendorifical, thank you.

by The Pulse May 12, 2016

Splondo

A special genus of homo-erectus Trumpi that multiplies every time it sucks cock. It is often used as a derogatory remark towards the inhabitants of Gnaijoa, Uouhznew.

Stop being such a Splondo, Albert. - Insult.
That is a very scientific Splondo. - Scientific term.

by dilzo999 November 22, 2018

Splendorful

Full of sunshine and wonderful happiness!

That is just so splendorful!

by Kiwi November 1, 2004